Husband and wife jokes in urdu

Pehle Tum Regular Bottle Ki Tarha Thi

Biwi: Shadi se pehle main Pepsi ki botel

Ki tarha smart Thi..

Shohar: Jal kar bola ! Tum tou ubb Bhi Pepsi Ki bottle ki trha hi ho,

Biwi: Khush hote howe ! Wo Kese??

Shohar: Pehle tum regular Bottle ki tarha thi or ub Humbo Size):DD